ATTENTION OAHU READERS! CAN YOU FIND MY HONDA????????? | WHAT REALLY HAPPENED


ATTENTION OAHU READERS! CAN YOU FIND MY HONDA?????????

I used to joke that one thing good about driving a 17-year old Honda (aside from no electronics the CIA/NSA can mess with, and being totally paid off) was that no car thief in their right mind would steal it.

Turns out I was wrong.

Our car was stolen last night (may the thieves spend eternity in hell with several venereal diseases)!

HPD has a BOLO out, but I would like to ask our Oahu readers to keep an eye out for a dark green four-door Honda civic, license PPJ336. It has tinted side-windows, a white Apple Computer sticker on the rear window and a radar detector on the inside of the windshield.

Thanks.

UPDATE: HPD just called. They think they have found the car.

UPDATE 2: WE HAVE OUR CAR BACK! Some damage, but running. Oddly enough, the trunk is filled with bags of recycled bottles and cans. Trying to figure that one out!

Comments

Pesonally...

Tian Shan

I think it was the Apple Computer sticker they were after.

A homeless....

Ethan Allen and...

person perhaps. That car was hot around the planet,thanks to the net. They had to dump it!

I figured it

polyb1123

I figured it out!

Loyal/environmentally minded Hillary supporters schemed up a plan to take vengence on their local adversary, you! A Trump supporter who was locally get recognition.

The plan was based upon a whole array of unverfiable assumptions about you and they thought: 'Hey, let's take the car he talks about and use it to fight global warming by using his car to recycle and show our support for Hillary, That'll show'm! STRONGER TOGETHER!'. They intended to photograph your vehicle being used to recycle with Hillary stickers on it. Of course once they saw your APB on the website they decided to abandon the operation.

Glad to hear you got back your vehicle, give it a few good once overs just in case!

any video

NobodysaysBOO

IF it was a thin black man wearing golf clothes please prosicut to the fullest extent of the law posible.

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z00mcopterdown

search for microphones and explosives when u get it back.

got pics?

jrohio2

Holy crap Mike! Sorry to

polyb1123

Holy crap Mike! Sorry to hear that! I hope you have some back up and perhaps some help can come from the community here.

CONSIDERATION: We can't discount the possibility this was intentional on someone's part, ranging from discontented neighbors who know about you to the usual crew of psychopathic numbskulls!

Maybe

Mike Rivero

There is a lot of crime here in Hawaii, the result of a poor economy and open borders. The neighbors are all cool people and were very helpful. I don't think it was any of them.

Three years ago we had drug dealing and drug making in both neighboring units, but those people are long gone and now we have families with children, and being the uncle-type, our relations with the neighbors are very good. One of our neighbors is a cop, and helped me fill out all the forms.

The police are saying that the Honda may be headed to a chop-shop, but when they see how old and worn out it is, they may just dump it on a street somewhere. The other possibility is that drug smugglers will steal a "clean" car for a major deal because their own vehicles are being watched, then dump it on a street somewhere.

Personally, I am not hopeful we will ever see that Honda again. We will wait a week to see if it is recovered, then we will have to figure out a way to get a replacement. Our insurance is saying they will only reimburse us for the estimated worth of the car, which is effectively nothing after the deductible.

Michael Rivero
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