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Jul 26 09:50

A Media Primer on the Art of Writing Russian Scare Stories

Over the past couple of years we in the media have, by and large, risen to the challenge and the need for publishing a good variety of Russian scare stories. That is all well and good, but it is my belief that unless we continue to publish pieces which adhere to the same journalistic standards, the narrative we have been working so hard to maintain might be lost and the general public might begin to suspect that we’ve been taking them for a ride. That won’t do, of course, and so in the interests of keeping the narrative flowing, here is a basic primer on the art of writing Russian scare stories for public consumption

Jul 26 09:07

TOON OF THE DAY ~~ 3 EASY WAYS TO ESCALATE TENSION IN JERUSALEM

Jul 23 08:39

VIDEO OF THE WEEK ~~ TRUMP’S GOT TALENT

Jul 22 08:48

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JULY 22, 2017

Jul 19 09:30

EPIC PHOTOSHOP TROLLS (51 PICS)

Jul 18 09:51

ECLECTIC EUROPEAN MEMES (17 PICS)

Jul 16 04:12

‘Almost an embarrassment being an American citizen’: JPMorgan’s Dimon

Poor little Jamie's been triggered.

Jul 15 13:18

Walmart shopper catches large snake in parking lot

This lady knows high quality protein when she sees it and what a deal.

July 13 (UPI) -- An Oklahoma woman who spotted a large snake slithering around the parking lot of her local Walmart didn't wait for authorities -- she grabbed the serpent herself.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04/26/Police-round-up-40-snakes-dumpe...

Jul 14 03:45

Flashback: What the Wrigley Field concession menu looked like in 1970

You could get three hot dogs for just over a dollar! A beer for 50 cents! The real steal on here is autographed baseballs for only $3!
Note: Some good pictures of Wrigley Field and Ernie Banks

Jul 13 13:10

The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it. George Orwell

The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.
George Orwell

All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.
George Orwell ......

Jul 10 09:25

SPOTLIGHTS ON ANGELA MERKEL

Back in history … lessons from her teacher

Jul 10 02:46

Scott Adams: People Who Can’t Recognize Humor (literally)

One of the most mind-boggling discoveries I made while becoming a professional humorist is that a large segment of the general public has no sense of humor. I mean that literally, in the same way that some people can’t tell the difference between good wine and bad, and some people are tone deaf. Humor appreciation is like every other human capacity. Some have it, some don’t.

My best estimate is that about a third of the public don’t possess the capacity to even recognize humor when they see it . . . .

Jul 09 08:50

We Fixed UN's Migration Propaganda Video

Jul 08 16:25

Did CNN Blackmail the Wrong Guy? Meme Trump Tweeted Wasn't the HanAssholeSolo Version

This is priceless.

CNN is being ripped apart on Reddit. Reddit sub-editors are banning links to CNN

and the Trolls are working hard :)

The Meme Wars have begun.

Jul 07 10:25

BREAKING : THE WWE TRUMP VS CNN SMACKDOWN GIF CREATOR FORMALLY APOLOGIZES TO CNN ON CAMERA!

Jul 06 12:46

New Ben Garrison: "Hitting the Hornet's Nest"

Ben Garrison Cartoons - HOME
grrrgraphics.com

Jul 05 17:30

Trump vs Media

Jul 05 11:18

The Trump Swing

Jul 05 08:45

MIDWEEK TOONS ~~ ISRAEL’S ROLE IN SYRIA

Jul 04 09:24

FOR THE 4th ~~ PUERTO RICAN PARODY

Jul 04 09:08

New Trump vs CNN WWE footage

Jul 03 12:42

President Trump tweets video of him bodyslamming CNN

Jul 01 09:40

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JULY 1, 2017

Jun 30 08:28

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ ‘AND JESUS WEPT’ …

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ ‘AND JESUS WEPT’ …

Jun 27 16:53

Man pleads guilty to attempted murder in Las Vegas mannequin attack

WTF........! You gotta read the story! He must have thought he was Thor.

Updated June 27, 2017 - 3:03 pm

A 30-year-old man pleaded guilty to attempted murder Tuesday in an unusual case involving a hammer attack on a mannequin in downtown Las Vegas.

Shane Schindler is expected to receive a sentence of eight to 20 years behind bars.

Jun 24 08:15

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JUNE 24, 2017

Jun 23 09:55

Smoking Gun Proof that Russia Hacked the Entire World

As shown below, the allegations that Russia has been hacking the entire world have been thoroughly vetted and verified.

Jun 22 14:56

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Jun 22 10:28

FLASHBACK - I was offended - steve hughes

Jun 20 11:46

Proof That Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder

Jun 17 08:50

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JUNE 17, 2017

Jun 16 20:49

Teacher accused of having threesome with student is found not guilty

File this under sexism:
Male Teen Has Consensual Sex with Female Teen. He Gets 25 Years as Sex Offender, Banned from Internet.
http://www.rightnation.us/forums/index.php?showtopic=203628

Jun 14 01:59

‘JOE THE PLUMBER’ DIES IN FREAK ACCIDENT AFTER ANNOUNCING BID FOR CONGRESS - HOAX ALERT!

Fake/satirical website “The Last Line of Defense” seems to have taken the turn from fake news to something dangerously close to full-on fraud with this article titled: "'Joe The Plumber' Dies In Freak Accident After Announcing Bid For Congress".

Jun 10 08:11

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JUNE 10, 2017

Jun 09 08:14

JAMES COMEY DAY AFTER SENATE HEARING TWITTER TRENDS – JUNE 9, 2017

Jun 08 12:23

Ex-FBI Director James Comey Could Have Been A National Hero

A Fantasy: James Comey Takes a Stand in the Clinton Case

Jun 08 07:20

JAMES COMEY TERTIFIES TODAY TWITTER TRENDS – JUNE 8, 2017

Jun 06 11:24

"Death By Political Correctness"

Jun 06 08:44

TUESDAY POLITICAL TRENDS ON TWITTER – JUNE 6, 2017

Jun 05 09:07

A NEW OPTION FOR HILLARY

Hillary phoned the president’s office shortly after midnight.
“I need to talk to the president, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary.

After some cajoling, the president’s assistant agreed to wake him up.
“So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump.

“A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place”, begged Hillary.

“Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary”, replied President Trump.

Jun 05 08:04

COVFEFE: Clinton Ordered Vince Foster Executed Faked Evidence

Jun 04 09:33

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JUNE 3, 2017

Here is the latest round of cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!

Jun 03 08:11

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: JUNE 3, 2017

Jun 03 07:15

KATHY GRIFFIN PRESS CONFERENCE TWITTER TWEETS AND MEMES [JUNE 3, 2017]

Jun 01 10:57

Awkward! State Dept Spokesman Freezes When Questioned About KSA "Democracy"

By Brandon Turbeville

Mark Toner and John Kirby are very happy men today. Their humiliating performances regarding the question of Syria are now no longer the most embarrassing moments for a State Department Spokesman over the last decade...

Jun 01 09:09

Trump-Phuc rekindle US-Vietnam warming trend

WTF! Sorry I had to put this one up just to see the Headline!

The Vietnamese government had much to celebrate after Prime Minister Nguyen Xuan Phuc met on Wednesday with US President Donald Trump in the White House. Business deals were signed and America appeared to offer Vietnam new strategic support in its defense against a perceived as expansionist China.

“The relationship between Vietnam and the United States has undergone significant upheavals in history, but today we have been able to become comprehensive partners,” Phuc said after his meeting with Trump.

Jun 01 08:31

WHAT'S HILLARY'S EXCUSE GOING TO BE TODAY?

THIS IS GOOD!

Jun 01 08:14

TRENDING HILLARY EXCUSES FOR ELECTION LOSS TWITTER TWEETS AND MEMES [JUNE 1, 2017]

May 31 08:05

KATHY GRIFFIN TWITTER TWEETS AND MEMES [MAY 31, 2017]

May 30 09:42

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ CNN PROVES TRUMP TIES IN RUSSIA

May 30 08:30

TRENDING POLITICAL TWITTER TWEETS AND MEMES [MAY 30, 2017]

May 28 07:49

SUNDAY POLITICAL TWITTER MEMES – MAY 28, 2017

May 27 20:32

ANTIFA Recruitment Video (Parody)

May 27 14:41

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: MAY 27, 2017

May 25 10:04

POLITICAL TWITTER MEMES FOR THURSDAY MAY 25, 2017

May 24 11:28

TOONS OF THE DAY ~~ WITH TRUMP: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

May 24 11:27

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ THE NOTE TRUMP LEFT AT THE WESTERN WALL

May 23 08:59

POLITICAL TWITTER MEMES FOR TUESDAY MAY 23, 2017

May 22 09:12

The Internet Melts Down Over a Picture of Trump With an Orb

When president Donald Trump touched a glowing orb in Saudi Arabia, he set off an internet firestorm. Dozens of humorous headlines have since had the internet melting down over the image.

May 21 09:40

POLITICAL TWITTER MEMES FOR SUNDAY MAY 21, 2017

May 21 08:47

How much Marijuana has been Grown in Washington? Over 150,000 Pounds of Useable Marijuana was Produced in Fiscal Year 2017

How much marijuana has been grown in Washington? Over 150,000 pounds of useable marijuana produced in fiscal year 2017 under Washington’s Legal System. Washington’s legal marijuana market is booming, which is resulting in a lot of cannabis being grown.

According to the Washington State Liquor and Cannabis Board, there has been 363,268 pounds (lbs) of marijuana harvested in fiscal year (FY) 2017, which began on July 1, 2016 and ends on June 30. Of this harvested marijuana, 155,494 lbs is considered “useable”, which is what is sold at marijuana retail outlets.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/307652218271472185/

May 20 08:52

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS; MAY 20, 2017

As usual, dear readers, far more stuff than common sense dictates be posted. But…

Please enjoy.

Just for fun, as of today, yours truly has embarked on a 30-day fast. It has been 24 hours since I last had a solid and already my tummy is growling. However, when I think of the prisoners in Palestine I am inspired, even though our goals are very different and I have better medical care. Believe me, I have starved before and one must be really driven to undertake such a thing “voluntarily”. Indeed, one must really have one’s back to the wall.

May 19 14:53

Wizard of Speed and Time - Union Guild

May 19 07:22

POLITICAL TWITTER MEMES FOR FRIDAY MAY 19, 2017

May 15 09:35

AMI Smart Meters Defined In Four Minute Cartoon

By Catherine J. Frompovich

To most utility customers, AMI Smart Meters may be an unknown entity, even though they have one on their electric service, and probably on their natural gas and water utilities too! The goal is to have at least 90 million AMI Smart Meters installed in the USA by 2020. Larger cities already are AMI SM-retrofitted...

May 14 13:46

Donald Trump and David Duke Believe Bomb Threats Against Jewish Americans are False Flags!

In this ‘Dollemore Daily’ Jesse addresses Donald Trump's 'anti semetic' belief that the more than 100 bomb threats and hate crimes against JCC's and Jewish Day Schools across the country are a false flag operation (the same opinion as former Grand Wizard of the KKK, David Duke.) Well Jesse, looks like Trump and the Grand Wizard of the KKK were 100% correct! Does this mean an end to Jewish false flag events, like 911? Lets take a closer look.

May 13 09:51

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: MAY 13, 2017

May 12 11:35

Russian Hackers Are Coming After Us All

The other day I blew out the inner tube on my bike by pumping it up to 45 pounds per square inch, when only 32 PSI was required. I was blithely following the specs I found on the internet, never suspecting that the Russians had hacked them. The same day, my wife wrecked a blueberry cheesecake that she was baking by mixing in 8 ounces of cilantro and 3 tablespoons of horseradish. She had found the recipe online. You-know-who had altered it.

May 12 08:08

The Government Investigates!

May 11 09:35

MORE COMEY FIRED BY TRUMP TWITTER MEMES MAY 11, 2017

May 11 07:35

Hilariously stupid online posts from people who shouldn’t be allowed a WiFi password will make you despair at humanity

May 10 08:46

FBI’s COMEY FIRED BY TRUMP TWITTER MEMES MAY 10, 2017

May 08 08:30

CNBC Tags a Parody Facebook Page of Kim Jong Un Thinking it is Really Him

CNBC intentionally tagged Kim Jong-un, the “supreme leader” of North Korea in an article written about the dictator. While the story is real, the Facebook page depicting Kim Jong-un is nothing more than a parody page, leading to a comment section full of laughs.

May 07 15:19

Down Periscope Whale mating calls

The crafty guerilla "pirate" Captain Dodge must survive a unfair war game administered by a traditionalist Admiral determined to derail his career progression. Thus far he was able to elude his pursuer using unconventional guile and strategy. His pursuer's superior nuclear submarine has detected Dodge's crew and cornered them at the bottom of the seabed. How will Dodge elude capture?

Sweden's Super Stealth Submarines Are So Lethal They 'Sank' a U.S. Aircraft Carrier
http://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/swedens-super-stealth-submar...

May 06 07:48

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: MAY 6, 2017

May 05 20:16

Indian police claim rats drank 900,000 liters of confiscated alcohol

Police in the Indian state of Bihar, where alcohol was outlawed last April, have accused rats of decimating the majority of the stash of booze confiscated over the past year – over 40,000 cases, or about 900,000 liters.

According to the Hindu newspaper, senior superintendent of police of state capital Patna, Manu Maharaj, was informed of the disappearance of contraband from storage in a meeting this week, and was initially skeptical about how rats could have gained access to sealed glass bottles. His subordinates told him that the rodents chewed through the bottle caps, before glugging the drink.

Nonetheless, suggesting that he wasn’t entirely convinced by the explanation, the senior superintendent also ordered regular breathalyzer tests for officers.

May 04 08:37

JAMES COMEY TWITTER MEMES AFTER SENATE TESTIMONY

May 03 16:47

Hillary Clinton sings "My Favorite Excuses"

Published on Apr 16, 2017
Hillary Clinton sings "My Favorite Excuses". The best parody song of 2017! (Until our next one!!!!!) Sang to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music. Enjoy!

May 01 22:43

Before teens swarmed train, crime on BART was already on the rise

Crime on BART was on the rise before a swarm of 50 or so teens robbed passengers on a train last week and BART police were already on the case.

On April 22, about 50 to 60 teens rushed a BART train in Oakland and robbed seven people, drawing widespread scrutiny of the agency. But the incident was one moment in a growing trend, the chief said.

Jennings said since March 11, BART police arrested 19 people ages 12 to 21, usually working in concentrated groups,though he added this particular group apparently came from a nearby party.

It was broken up by gunfire,he said,and they converged on the BART station.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0vkKy504U

May 01 22:24

Indian Brides Given Bats to Keep Abusive Husbands in Check

Hundreds of brides at an Indian mass wedding have been given wooden bats and urged to use them as weapons if their husbands turn abusive.

May 01 12:37

TEL AVIV – In a radio interview last night, Jackie Mason, the famous standup comic who dubs himself “The Ultimate Jew,” declared that President Donald Trump is “even more Jewish than me.”

Jackie is still funny!

Mason quipped:

He’s even more Jewish than me. I thought I was an Orthodox Jew but he is much more Orthodox than me because every time he talks it’s all about how he could help Jews and protect Jews. And every child he has is looking for someone to marry that’s a Jew.

They go to shul [synagogue] even when there’s no reason for it. He creates Jewish holidays that don’t even exist. His son-in-law is not only Jewish but he’s Orthodox. And his daughter became even more Orthodox than the husband. So, he can’t even go with them to a restaurant because as soon as they sit down they complain that it is not Kosher enough.

“I think he forgot he’s a gentile altogether,” Mason said of Trump. “Pretty soon he’ll be wearing that yalmukah (kippah) every time he goes to the White House.”

Apr 29 10:55

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: APRIL 29, 2017

Here is the latest round of cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!

Apr 29 08:30

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: APRIL 29, 2017

Apr 27 13:58

CNN has arrived to cover Berkeley

Apr 26 08:16

Bill Nye to the Woodshed Part 2

This one is on his transgender (((science)))

Apr 25 20:16

Old Hawaii, a Tumblr

Great pics of Hawaii back in the day. Four pics down Mike is catching his dinner!

Apr 24 08:37

SURVEY: WiFi More Important Than Clean Underwear…

For apartment renters, high-speed internet and Wi-Fi are more important amenities than having in-room laundry facilities, according to a new survey.

Apr 24 07:19

George Carlin - Political Correctness is fascism pretending to be Manners..................

Apr 22 10:14

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: APRIL 22, 2017

Here is the latest round from Snippits. Enjoy!

Apr 22 07:16

Congratulations North Korea!

Webmaster's Commentary: 

I guess the government fear-mongering isn't working...

Apr 21 12:48

10 Ways To Stop Being A Slave And Bring Down The Pyramids Of Control

There are signs that the mind-pyramids that technocrats have built to enforce their 21st-century global plantation slave system are crumbling as they press harder upon our cognitive ability to make sense of words and actions. The owners of the shoulders on which the structure of tyranny is supported are beginning to leave in droves. The pyramids are falling as slaves begin to recognize their unconscious effort, and consciously encourage others to find a different line of work.

Here are 10 ways that you can help collapse all of the pyramids of control.

Apr 19 11:33

Alex Jones 'forgot what grade his kids were in during a custody trial deposition because he'd eaten a big bowl of CHILI for lunch,' court hears

Alex has always been 90% show biz,which is why he makes the bucks.I don't know how anyone could take his antics as anything but.

Claim about Jones' chili amnesia was made by his ex-wife's lawyers Wednesday
She wants custody of their three kids, aged 9-14, whom he's had since 2015
They also played videos of him stripping down to his shorts on his Infowars show
His lawyers said the video was 'satire' and not representative of his parenting
Jones was also accused of taking off his clothes in therapy sessions

He also accused Jones of being diagnosed with narcissism and paranoia - and played a video clip of Jones disrobing down to his shorts while on camera as 'proof'.

In the clip Jones said he wanted to show the effects of a 'vitality-increasing' formula sold on the Infowars website, as well as to reference FBI 'snooping' on private communications.

Apr 19 05:18

HOW THE MEDIA REALLY WORKS, SUMMED UP IN ONE BRILLIANT COMIC

With the viral circulation of the term “fake news,” media outlets have been cracking down on their content and fact-checking like never before to make sure their reports are as accurate as possible, but there’s one thing that can’t be taken out of the equations: bias. Each outlet, however neutral they claim to be, has a certain readership that demands that they report on certain topics and angle them to fit their shared opinions, so while articles may be rooted in facts there is still a lot of information that is left out to keep the article relevant to readers.

Apr 18 14:59

The Syria Strikes: A Conspiracy Theory

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Bump to the top

Apr 18 08:38

A LOOK AT TURKISH ‘ELECTIONS’ IN TOONS

Monitors Say Turkish Referendum Neither Fair Nor Free

Apr 18 07:59

SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE BRAINWASHED BY CORPORATE MEDIA…

Apr 17 18:01

Infowars’ Alex Jones in Court: Antics Are All an Act as ‘Performance Artist’

Looks like AJ is being screwed.

A child custody lawsuit pits “America’s biggest conspiracy theorist” Alex Jones against ex-wife Kelly Jones, who is seeking payments from the Infowars founder for child support. Kelly claims her husband is “not a stable person,” but the man US President Donald Trump once praised as having an “amazing” reputation is simply “playing a character.”

That’s according to his attorney, who says the antics come with the territory for the “performance artist,” the Austin American-Statesman reported.

Apr 15 10:06

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: EASTER SPECIAL: APRIL 15, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!

Apr 15 08:25

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: EASTER SPECIAL: APRIL 15, 2016

Apr 14 09:51

14Apr. ’17UNITED AIRLINES TWITTER MEMES FRIDAY APRIL 14, 2017

Apr 13 19:34

"Dr. Strangelove" (1964) - Watch and Download Free!

Summary: General Jack D. Ripper is suffering from paranoia. He strongly believes that Russia is about to attack the free world. To prevent the imminent attack, General Ripper decides to go rogue and execute a nuclear strike against Russia without the knowledge of the President. It seems that all is lost as the strike cannot be called off and Ripper has locked the base down making it nearly impossible to penetrate.

Apr 12 17:39

In Response To UA Incident, Donald Trump Orders Missile Strikes On United Airlines (Satire)

By Brandon Turbeville

After watching the horrendous footage of an Asian doctor being beaten and dragged from a passenger jet, President Donald Trump has ordered missile strikes against United Airlines as a response for what he has deemed “horrible brutality.”

Trump, speaking before reporters, stated that “Even beautiful doctors were forcibly removed from the flight. No child of God deserves to suffer such horror.”

Trump’s response involved the launching of Tomahawk missiles against the United Airlines terminal, a strike that cost only $9 million, bolstering Trump’s reputation as a financial conservative. According to Trump’s official statement, “many, many planes” were destroyed and the amount of damage was “huge.” ...

Apr 12 09:31

Health Ranger's Satire: United Airlines starts Hostility Hotels -

Published on Apr 11, 2017
SATIRE: Not content with just beating its own customers on airplanes, United Airlines is now launching a car rental chain and a hotel chain where customers can also experience personal violence for reduced prices.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drpoKTk6_7Q

Apr 12 08:34

United Breaks Guitars

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Actually, many years ago, United wrecked a 5 string banjo of mine when I was flying back from my stint on the Mississippi Queen. I filed a claim and never heard back from them.

Apr 12 08:32

Don't Israel My Phone

So Funny

Apr 12 07:04

United Airlines: Fly the Friendly Skies

Apr 11 12:08

United Airlines Training Video

Apr 10 11:36

All For Love

Here is the latest from the Murdoch Murdoch krew. Enjoy!

Apr 09 15:57

Philippine clinic uses Wolverine to sell circumcisions

April 5 (UPI) -- A medical clinic in the Philippines is using an unusual mascot to advertise its circumcision service: claw-bearing X-Men super hero Wolverine.

The advertisement for Dionisio M. Cornel Memorial Medical Center in Antipolo features an image of Hugh Jackman as the adamantium-clawed character he played in the X-Men and Wolverine films next to text promoting the clinic's circumcision service.

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