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May 28 07:49

SUNDAY POLITICAL TWITTER MEMES – MAY 28, 2017

May 27 20:32

ANTIFA Recruitment Video (Parody)

May 27 14:41

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: MAY 27, 2017

May 25 10:04

POLITICAL TWITTER MEMES FOR THURSDAY MAY 25, 2017

May 24 11:28

TOONS OF THE DAY ~~ WITH TRUMP: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

May 24 11:27

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ THE NOTE TRUMP LEFT AT THE WESTERN WALL

May 23 08:59

POLITICAL TWITTER MEMES FOR TUESDAY MAY 23, 2017

May 22 09:12

The Internet Melts Down Over a Picture of Trump With an Orb

When president Donald Trump touched a glowing orb in Saudi Arabia, he set off an internet firestorm. Dozens of humorous headlines have since had the internet melting down over the image.

May 21 09:40

POLITICAL TWITTER MEMES FOR SUNDAY MAY 21, 2017

May 21 08:47

How much Marijuana has been Grown in Washington? Over 150,000 Pounds of Useable Marijuana was Produced in Fiscal Year 2017

How much marijuana has been grown in Washington? Over 150,000 pounds of useable marijuana produced in fiscal year 2017 under Washington’s Legal System. Washington’s legal marijuana market is booming, which is resulting in a lot of cannabis being grown.

According to the Washington State Liquor and Cannabis Board, there has been 363,268 pounds (lbs) of marijuana harvested in fiscal year (FY) 2017, which began on July 1, 2016 and ends on June 30. Of this harvested marijuana, 155,494 lbs is considered “useable”, which is what is sold at marijuana retail outlets.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/307652218271472185/

May 20 08:52

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS; MAY 20, 2017

As usual, dear readers, far more stuff than common sense dictates be posted. But…

Please enjoy.

Just for fun, as of today, yours truly has embarked on a 30-day fast. It has been 24 hours since I last had a solid and already my tummy is growling. However, when I think of the prisoners in Palestine I am inspired, even though our goals are very different and I have better medical care. Believe me, I have starved before and one must be really driven to undertake such a thing “voluntarily”. Indeed, one must really have one’s back to the wall.

May 19 14:53

Wizard of Speed and Time - Union Guild

May 19 07:22

POLITICAL TWITTER MEMES FOR FRIDAY MAY 19, 2017

May 15 09:35

AMI Smart Meters Defined In Four Minute Cartoon

By Catherine J. Frompovich

To most utility customers, AMI Smart Meters may be an unknown entity, even though they have one on their electric service, and probably on their natural gas and water utilities too! The goal is to have at least 90 million AMI Smart Meters installed in the USA by 2020. Larger cities already are AMI SM-retrofitted...

May 14 13:46

Donald Trump and David Duke Believe Bomb Threats Against Jewish Americans are False Flags!

In this ‘Dollemore Daily’ Jesse addresses Donald Trump's 'anti semetic' belief that the more than 100 bomb threats and hate crimes against JCC's and Jewish Day Schools across the country are a false flag operation (the same opinion as former Grand Wizard of the KKK, David Duke.) Well Jesse, looks like Trump and the Grand Wizard of the KKK were 100% correct! Does this mean an end to Jewish false flag events, like 911? Lets take a closer look.

May 13 09:51

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: MAY 13, 2017

May 12 11:35

Russian Hackers Are Coming After Us All

The other day I blew out the inner tube on my bike by pumping it up to 45 pounds per square inch, when only 32 PSI was required. I was blithely following the specs I found on the internet, never suspecting that the Russians had hacked them. The same day, my wife wrecked a blueberry cheesecake that she was baking by mixing in 8 ounces of cilantro and 3 tablespoons of horseradish. She had found the recipe online. You-know-who had altered it.

May 12 08:08

The Government Investigates!

May 11 09:35

MORE COMEY FIRED BY TRUMP TWITTER MEMES MAY 11, 2017

May 11 07:35

Hilariously stupid online posts from people who shouldn’t be allowed a WiFi password will make you despair at humanity

May 10 08:46

FBI’s COMEY FIRED BY TRUMP TWITTER MEMES MAY 10, 2017

May 08 08:30

CNBC Tags a Parody Facebook Page of Kim Jong Un Thinking it is Really Him

CNBC intentionally tagged Kim Jong-un, the “supreme leader” of North Korea in an article written about the dictator. While the story is real, the Facebook page depicting Kim Jong-un is nothing more than a parody page, leading to a comment section full of laughs.

May 07 15:19

Down Periscope Whale mating calls

The crafty guerilla "pirate" Captain Dodge must survive a unfair war game administered by a traditionalist Admiral determined to derail his career progression. Thus far he was able to elude his pursuer using unconventional guile and strategy. His pursuer's superior nuclear submarine has detected Dodge's crew and cornered them at the bottom of the seabed. How will Dodge elude capture?

Sweden's Super Stealth Submarines Are So Lethal They 'Sank' a U.S. Aircraft Carrier
http://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/swedens-super-stealth-submar...

May 06 07:48

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: MAY 6, 2017

May 05 20:16

Indian police claim rats drank 900,000 liters of confiscated alcohol

Police in the Indian state of Bihar, where alcohol was outlawed last April, have accused rats of decimating the majority of the stash of booze confiscated over the past year – over 40,000 cases, or about 900,000 liters.

According to the Hindu newspaper, senior superintendent of police of state capital Patna, Manu Maharaj, was informed of the disappearance of contraband from storage in a meeting this week, and was initially skeptical about how rats could have gained access to sealed glass bottles. His subordinates told him that the rodents chewed through the bottle caps, before glugging the drink.

Nonetheless, suggesting that he wasn’t entirely convinced by the explanation, the senior superintendent also ordered regular breathalyzer tests for officers.

May 04 08:37

JAMES COMEY TWITTER MEMES AFTER SENATE TESTIMONY

May 03 16:47

Hillary Clinton sings "My Favorite Excuses"

Published on Apr 16, 2017
Hillary Clinton sings "My Favorite Excuses". The best parody song of 2017! (Until our next one!!!!!) Sang to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music. Enjoy!

May 01 22:43

Before teens swarmed train, crime on BART was already on the rise

Crime on BART was on the rise before a swarm of 50 or so teens robbed passengers on a train last week and BART police were already on the case.

On April 22, about 50 to 60 teens rushed a BART train in Oakland and robbed seven people, drawing widespread scrutiny of the agency. But the incident was one moment in a growing trend, the chief said.

Jennings said since March 11, BART police arrested 19 people ages 12 to 21, usually working in concentrated groups,though he added this particular group apparently came from a nearby party.

It was broken up by gunfire,he said,and they converged on the BART station.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0vkKy504U

May 01 22:24

Indian Brides Given Bats to Keep Abusive Husbands in Check

Hundreds of brides at an Indian mass wedding have been given wooden bats and urged to use them as weapons if their husbands turn abusive.

May 01 12:37

TEL AVIV – In a radio interview last night, Jackie Mason, the famous standup comic who dubs himself “The Ultimate Jew,” declared that President Donald Trump is “even more Jewish than me.”

Jackie is still funny!

Mason quipped:

He’s even more Jewish than me. I thought I was an Orthodox Jew but he is much more Orthodox than me because every time he talks it’s all about how he could help Jews and protect Jews. And every child he has is looking for someone to marry that’s a Jew.

They go to shul [synagogue] even when there’s no reason for it. He creates Jewish holidays that don’t even exist. His son-in-law is not only Jewish but he’s Orthodox. And his daughter became even more Orthodox than the husband. So, he can’t even go with them to a restaurant because as soon as they sit down they complain that it is not Kosher enough.

“I think he forgot he’s a gentile altogether,” Mason said of Trump. “Pretty soon he’ll be wearing that yalmukah (kippah) every time he goes to the White House.”

Apr 29 10:55

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: APRIL 29, 2017

Here is the latest round of cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!

Apr 29 08:30

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: APRIL 29, 2017

Apr 27 13:58

CNN has arrived to cover Berkeley

Apr 26 08:16

Bill Nye to the Woodshed Part 2

This one is on his transgender (((science)))

Apr 25 20:16

Old Hawaii, a Tumblr

Great pics of Hawaii back in the day. Four pics down Mike is catching his dinner!

Apr 24 08:37

SURVEY: WiFi More Important Than Clean Underwear…

For apartment renters, high-speed internet and Wi-Fi are more important amenities than having in-room laundry facilities, according to a new survey.

Apr 24 07:19

George Carlin - Political Correctness is fascism pretending to be Manners..................

Apr 22 10:14

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: APRIL 22, 2017

Here is the latest round from Snippits. Enjoy!

Apr 22 07:16

Congratulations North Korea!

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I guess the government fear-mongering isn't working...

Apr 21 12:48

10 Ways To Stop Being A Slave And Bring Down The Pyramids Of Control

There are signs that the mind-pyramids that technocrats have built to enforce their 21st-century global plantation slave system are crumbling as they press harder upon our cognitive ability to make sense of words and actions. The owners of the shoulders on which the structure of tyranny is supported are beginning to leave in droves. The pyramids are falling as slaves begin to recognize their unconscious effort, and consciously encourage others to find a different line of work.

Here are 10 ways that you can help collapse all of the pyramids of control.

Apr 19 11:33

Alex Jones 'forgot what grade his kids were in during a custody trial deposition because he'd eaten a big bowl of CHILI for lunch,' court hears

Alex has always been 90% show biz,which is why he makes the bucks.I don't know how anyone could take his antics as anything but.

Claim about Jones' chili amnesia was made by his ex-wife's lawyers Wednesday
She wants custody of their three kids, aged 9-14, whom he's had since 2015
They also played videos of him stripping down to his shorts on his Infowars show
His lawyers said the video was 'satire' and not representative of his parenting
Jones was also accused of taking off his clothes in therapy sessions

He also accused Jones of being diagnosed with narcissism and paranoia - and played a video clip of Jones disrobing down to his shorts while on camera as 'proof'.

In the clip Jones said he wanted to show the effects of a 'vitality-increasing' formula sold on the Infowars website, as well as to reference FBI 'snooping' on private communications.

Apr 19 05:18

HOW THE MEDIA REALLY WORKS, SUMMED UP IN ONE BRILLIANT COMIC

With the viral circulation of the term “fake news,” media outlets have been cracking down on their content and fact-checking like never before to make sure their reports are as accurate as possible, but there’s one thing that can’t be taken out of the equations: bias. Each outlet, however neutral they claim to be, has a certain readership that demands that they report on certain topics and angle them to fit their shared opinions, so while articles may be rooted in facts there is still a lot of information that is left out to keep the article relevant to readers.

Apr 18 14:59

The Syria Strikes: A Conspiracy Theory

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Bump to the top

Apr 18 08:38

A LOOK AT TURKISH ‘ELECTIONS’ IN TOONS

Monitors Say Turkish Referendum Neither Fair Nor Free

Apr 18 07:59

SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE BRAINWASHED BY CORPORATE MEDIA…

Apr 17 18:01

Infowars’ Alex Jones in Court: Antics Are All an Act as ‘Performance Artist’

Looks like AJ is being screwed.

A child custody lawsuit pits “America’s biggest conspiracy theorist” Alex Jones against ex-wife Kelly Jones, who is seeking payments from the Infowars founder for child support. Kelly claims her husband is “not a stable person,” but the man US President Donald Trump once praised as having an “amazing” reputation is simply “playing a character.”

That’s according to his attorney, who says the antics come with the territory for the “performance artist,” the Austin American-Statesman reported.

Apr 15 10:06

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: EASTER SPECIAL: APRIL 15, 2016

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!

Apr 15 08:25

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: EASTER SPECIAL: APRIL 15, 2016

Apr 14 09:51

14Apr. ’17UNITED AIRLINES TWITTER MEMES FRIDAY APRIL 14, 2017

Apr 13 19:34

"Dr. Strangelove" (1964) - Watch and Download Free!

Summary: General Jack D. Ripper is suffering from paranoia. He strongly believes that Russia is about to attack the free world. To prevent the imminent attack, General Ripper decides to go rogue and execute a nuclear strike against Russia without the knowledge of the President. It seems that all is lost as the strike cannot be called off and Ripper has locked the base down making it nearly impossible to penetrate.

Apr 12 17:39

In Response To UA Incident, Donald Trump Orders Missile Strikes On United Airlines (Satire)

By Brandon Turbeville

After watching the horrendous footage of an Asian doctor being beaten and dragged from a passenger jet, President Donald Trump has ordered missile strikes against United Airlines as a response for what he has deemed “horrible brutality.”

Trump, speaking before reporters, stated that “Even beautiful doctors were forcibly removed from the flight. No child of God deserves to suffer such horror.”

Trump’s response involved the launching of Tomahawk missiles against the United Airlines terminal, a strike that cost only $9 million, bolstering Trump’s reputation as a financial conservative. According to Trump’s official statement, “many, many planes” were destroyed and the amount of damage was “huge.” ...

Apr 12 09:31

Health Ranger's Satire: United Airlines starts Hostility Hotels -

Published on Apr 11, 2017
SATIRE: Not content with just beating its own customers on airplanes, United Airlines is now launching a car rental chain and a hotel chain where customers can also experience personal violence for reduced prices.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drpoKTk6_7Q

Apr 12 08:34

United Breaks Guitars

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Actually, many years ago, United wrecked a 5 string banjo of mine when I was flying back from my stint on the Mississippi Queen. I filed a claim and never heard back from them.

Apr 12 08:32

Don't Israel My Phone

So Funny

Apr 12 07:04

United Airlines: Fly the Friendly Skies

Apr 11 12:08

United Airlines Training Video

Apr 10 11:36

All For Love

Here is the latest from the Murdoch Murdoch krew. Enjoy!

Apr 09 15:57

Philippine clinic uses Wolverine to sell circumcisions

April 5 (UPI) -- A medical clinic in the Philippines is using an unusual mascot to advertise its circumcision service: claw-bearing X-Men super hero Wolverine.

The advertisement for Dionisio M. Cornel Memorial Medical Center in Antipolo features an image of Hugh Jackman as the adamantium-clawed character he played in the X-Men and Wolverine films next to text promoting the clinic's circumcision service.

Apr 08 10:21

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: APRIL 8, 2017

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :)

Apr 08 09:47

It was an Aircraft Salvage yard,not an active combat airbase!

The US bombed a Syrian Airforce salvage yard.Most of the planes they hit were decommissioned hulks being stripped for parts and then the airframes are chopped up for aluminum scrap.
This was a farce that is in the process of destroying Trump. They got some old Mig-23's that are 40+years old and that was about it.

Apr 08 08:47

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: APRIL 8, 2017

Apr 07 14:00

‘Everyone deserves love’: Pamela Anderson opens up about ‘affair’ with Julian Assange

He's holed up in the embassy and having visits from Pam Anderson. Man bein head of wikileaks is some hard duty! Go Julian.

Former Baywatch actress Pamela Anderson has revealed all about her relationship with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, saying “everyone deserves love".
Anderson told People magazine that she “loves” Assange for his “romantic struggle” to “free the world.”

Assange is currently holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy in London, to escape prosecution in Sweden over sexual offense allegations.

Apr 07 08:18

FRIDAY’S TOONS ~~ A BELATED APRIL FOOLS

Apr 06 15:54

Musings By America’s Graveside

Brother Nathanael seems a little testy these days. But who isn't!

By Brother Nathanael
* Haley is an imbecile.
* Trump cannot be trusted, his word is full of worms.
* Trump is a tinderbox, a dangerous demagogue.
* There is not an ounce of integrity running through Trump’s veins.
* Jared Kushner has his day in the sun with Trump. But every dog has his day and pisses on the hydrant. America is that hydrant.
* Bannon wrote many of Trump’s campaign ‘anti-NWO’ speeches. Trump never believed a word of it.
* Tillerson is a weakling. He caved to big business to allow homos to wreck the last remaining wholesome institution in America, the Boy Scouts of America.
* Mattis and McMasters are both war criminals yet run the Jew-enabled war machine wreaking havoc all over the world.
* Mattis has the eyes of a zombie. He’s a metaphor of the hollowing out of Jewmerica, a country with one foot and three toes in the grave.
* Jewmerica is the most hated country across the board.

Apr 06 10:55

Republicans Use 'Nuclear Holocaust' Option to Bring On Judicial Armageddon

After Senate Democrats successfully filibustered Judge Neil Gorsuch's nomination to the Supreme Court on Thursday, Senate Republicans decided to use the "nuclear holocaust" option to bring on the end of days.

Either that, or they just used the Democrats' own procedural rules against them.

Apr 06 10:12

THE LATEST FROM SYRIA IN TOONS

Apr 05 09:18

Smoking Gun Connection Between Trump and Russia Found

Apr 04 08:55

BEFORE BREXIT ~~ WHY BRITAIN JOINED THE EU IN THE FIRST PLACE

Apr 04 04:35

Spacekook Ep 3


Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/ryandawson And we will have more of these more frequently.

Apr 03 12:01

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: APRIL 1, 2017

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!

Apr 01 10:17

Russia's New Voicemail: "Press 2 For Services Of Russian Hackers, Press 3 For Election Interference"

On Saturday, the ministry posted the following audio file of the "new" automated telephone switchboard message for Russian embassies.

"You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important to us. To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1. To use the services of Russian hackers press 2. To request election interference, press 3 and wait until the next election campaign. Please note that all calls are recorded for quality improvement and training purposes."

Apr 01 09:27

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: APRIL 1, 2017

Mar 31 09:02

SJWs? There's a cure for that

Mar 31 08:13

NEW BEN GARRISON! -- THE LEFT CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!

#MaxineWaters @oreillyfactor #JamesBrown

Mar 29 08:04

Twitter POLL

Would you donate to put Sen. John McCain into Space for the first Manned Mission to the SUN?

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"No problem; I plan to go at night!" -- John InSane

Mar 27 13:47

Hah! Trump Drains Deep State Swamp

Ben Garrison strikes back at the Deep State coup against Trump in his latest cartoon depicting the massive DC swamp.

Mar 27 08:28

Best Video Ever!...Donald Trump Fans Love It And Hillary/Obama Supporters Absolutely Hate It.

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This is great!

Mar 26 22:10

Fuck the Jews - Doug Stanhope

Mar 26 09:04

US Will Keep Ground Troops in Libya

In a press briefing at the Pentagon today, African Command leader Gen. Thomas Waldhauser announced that the US intends to keep ground troops in Libya for the foreseeable future to support “friendly forces,” and to “degrade” the ISIS forces that remain in the country.

Waldhauser did not specify how many US troops are in Libya now, or how many will stay, but did estimate that there were less than 200 ISIS fighters left in Libya. The US had announced the end of the anti-ISIS campaign in Libya back in December, but never fully withdrew from the country.

The US forces were in Libya trying to help the “unity” government defeat ISIS in the city of Sirte. US officials repeatedly claimed the city was totally surrounded, and that no ISIS fighters would get away, though when the fighting finally ended, a substantial number of ISIS fighters did in fact get away.

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Translation: this is "military-speak" for the reality that the US government is never leaving Libya because of the oil and the oil pipelines.

Mar 25 11:08

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: PT 2: MARCH 25, 2017

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits (part 2). Enjoy!!!

Mar 25 10:54

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOON: PT 1: MARCH 25, 2017

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits (part 1). Enjoy!

Mar 24 09:47

Thursday Humor: Medicare Part G?

If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

You may opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet.
You may then shoot one worthless politician.
This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need.
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

Webmaster's Commentary: 

SIGN ME UP!

Mar 21 08:58

Did Putin Kill David Rockefeller? Experts Weigh In

Famous banker and lizard king David Rockefeller has passed away at the age of 101.

According to reports, doctors were not able to perform an eighth orphan-heart transplant in order to save his life.

Yes, David died of heart problems, which obviously means he was assassinated by Vladimir Putin.

Mar 21 04:48

BEX ALERT!: FBI's Russian-influence probe includes a look at far-right news sites

Unbanned at Breitbart this morning. They need all the bots they can get now!

WASHINGTON
Federal investigators are examining whether far-right news sites played any role last year in a Russian cyber operation that dramatically widened the reach of news stories some fictional that favored Donald Trump's presidential bid, two people familiar with the inquiry say.

Operatives for Russia appear to have strategically timed the computer commands, known as bots,to blitz social media with links to the pro-Trump stories at times when the billionaire businessman was on the defensive in his race against Democrat Hillary Clinton, these sources said.

Mar 16 10:24

Russian Hacker

Mar 16 06:15

Amy Schumer Blames Special's Failure On Trump Admin, Praises Herself As 'Dangerous & Brave'

Comedian Amy Schumer blamed the failure of her new Netflix special on the Trump administration Wednesday before patting herself on the back for being "dangerous and brave."

Mar 14 09:52

LATEST TOONS ~~ TURKEY, THE ‘OTHER’ MIDDLE EAST DEMOCRACY

Mar 12 08:55

SUNDAY’S TOON ~~ CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK

Look who’s accusing Germany of “nazi practices”.

Mar 12 07:47

That’s one way to do it! Hilarious photos reveal the pranksters who followed the rules VERY literally – with some truly bizarre results

Mar 11 12:02

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: MARCH 11, 2017

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!

Mar 10 15:59

Watch: Shining a light on CNN’s fake news

The problem has gotten so intense that a Reddit user using the decidedly anti-PC handle “shitsinyoursafespace” was able to compile a list of 50 outright false reports from CNN since Trump scored the Republican nomination.

Mar 08 13:07

CHECK OUT THESE HILARIOUS RESPONSES FROM MEN: HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE A DAY WITHOUT A WOMAN?

Today we will see thousands of women across the country marching and striking for “The Day Without A Woman.”

We’ll avoid the politics of it all, as that’s been covered almost to the point of exhaustion on various news outlets and social media.

We will, however, take a look at the humorous side of it, because the point of a Day Without A Woman, we assume, is to show men how important they are in our lives. To be clear, no one here at The Daily Sheeple thinks otherwise.

When the organization that started the movement asked men how they plan to support women on March 8, some of the responses, as you can imagine, were pretty hilarious. Some are nothing short of pure brilliance, and whether male or female, we think you might just get a chuckle out of these:

Mar 07 15:06

BEX Alert!!! - "Canadian Jewish groups troubled by UK blogger's visit"

"B'nai Brith is disappointed that Canadian authorities have allowed notorious British Holocaust denier Alison Chabloz to enter this country, especially when the express purpose of her visit is to propagate her anti-Semitic views," the organisation said in a statement.

"Once again, we see Canada disappointingly taking a softer line on hate speech than fellow democracies such as Germany and the UK."

Mar 06 20:32

Where We Are!?!

Mar 05 09:36

SUNDAY’S TOON ~~ JUSTIN TRUDEAU DISAPOINTS BOTH CANADA AND PALESTINE

Recent opinion polling shows that Canadians support sanctions against Israel for its violations of international law; but the Liberal Party government of Justin Trudeau is nonetheless supporting Conservative resolutions aimed at condemning supporters of Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS).

Mar 04 20:15

TSA Gets Down and Dirty with New Pat-Down Procedures

As is obvious from the lead in,the Russians don't appear to be too happy with Trump.

Grab ‘em by the pussy indeed: US airport security is simplifying its pat-down procedures, and things are about to get intimate.

Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents have always had five pat-down options to choose from in frisking passengers who either requested a physical search or who triggered enhanced security measures. The options included frisking methods that weren't particularly invasive.

Mar 04 11:25

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: MARCH 4, 2017

Here is the latest round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!

Mar 03 10:56

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: FEBRUARY 25, 2017

(Better late than never? . . lol) Here is last week's Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Mar 02 13:15

Feds threaten to shut down giant Las Vegas marijuana festival

We need some stealth weed! Invisible Pot!

RENO, Nev. One of the world's largest marijuana festivals, which is expected to be held this week on tribal land outside of Las Vegas, has been facing a possible shutdown for the past two weeks, according to a letter sent by federal officials earlier this month.

U.S. Attorney Daniel Bogden, based in Las Vegas, sent a Feb. 16 letter to the Moapa Paiute Tribe reminding the tribe that the transport, possession, use and distribution of marijuana is illegal under federal law. The marijuana trade show and festival, planned for March 4 and 5, would be in violation of that law, according to the letter obtained by the Reno Gazette-Journal.

Mar 02 11:44

Deep Thoughts with Nancy Pelosi During Trump’s Speech to Congress

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Captioning Pelosi is going viral. Here are some more (one of them may seem familiar).

Mar 01 06:56

TRUMP’S MINISTRY OF BATHROOMS NEW DOOR SIGNS PROPOSALS

Feb 27 16:33

This video deserves an Oscar

Genius :)

Feb 27 11:48

Come to Your Sensei

Last week I saw Piers Morgan tell an American TV personality—a big-time Trump hater whose face looks exactly like a penis—how strange he found it that two people like Bush and Blair, who lied about the war and caused over a million Iraqi and thousands of American deaths, were hardly vilified for their crimes when compared with the stuff being hurled at Trump after only four weeks in the saddle. The penis (Bill Maher) shouted and raved at Piers, who laughed it off.

Feb 25 13:48

Large sewage spill in Tijuana, Mexico, flows north of border

Give me your criminals,your mentally ill,your huddled masses yearning to take American jobs,the wretched refuse of your 3rd world country! And don't forget send us 140 million gallons of sewage. Mexico is such a great neighbor.

SAN DIEGO, Cali. – Officials in Southern California are crying foul after more than 140 million gallons of raw sewage spilled into the Tijuana River in Mexico and flowed north of the border for more than two weeks.

Feb 25 07:47

The Official List of Things You Can Blame on Russia

This list will be submitted to the Library of Congress upon completion, so that it might survive the impending Arctic Killer Squid War of 2017. Since there are so many things to blame on Russia, and there is no possible way to remember them all, we kindly ask that you help us add to our list. We only request that you provide a source that corroborates said blame. Even though it's already obvious that it's Russia's fault.

Feb 24 07:46

Surgeon General’s Warning: BBC Consumption Causes Merciless Brain Rot

Our entire staff are trained neurosurgeons, so please take our word for it when we say that even minimal exposure to the BBC will lead to irreversible brain-eating parasites. Also, reading the Guardian could harm your precious bodily fluids. Forever. Better not risk it.

Feb 21 14:37

This Parody Website Allows the Left to Live in a World Where Hillary Won the Election

Ever wonder what the left envisions America would be like if Hillary were president right now? Well look no further!

Feb 21 14:23

Flashback: Trump 'Hammers' Ben Carson In Must-See Slap-Down: "How stupid are the people of the country to believe this crap?"

Trump continues an epic rant eviscerating Carson, using excerpts from Carson's own book.
"He said that he's pathological and that he's got pathological disease!!" Trump excitedly proclaims. "Now if you're pathological, there's no cure for that folks, okay? There's no cure for that.
"He said he went after his mother with a hammer... And I said 'wow that's tough.' Man, did anybody in this audience ever GO AFTER THEIR MOTHER WITH A HAMMER!?? After their mother with a hammer? Okay? So he went after his mother this is in his book, this isn't me, I'm just trying to save you money on a book! He's a pathological, damaged, temper, a problem. And they talk about my tone is a little bit tough.

Feb 20 16:53

If the Auto Industry Operated Like the Vaccine Industry...

Feb 19 18:29

Kat Timpf protests Westminster dog show welcoming cats

Kat Timpf protests Westminster dog show welcoming cats
Feb. 18, 2017 - 3:03 - 'The Greg Gutfeld Show' correspondent pickets outside Madison Square Garden

Feb 19 10:17

THE PUTZ AND THE POTUS IN TOONS

Start the week with some smiles

Feb 17 10:39

If the Auto Industry Operated Like the Vaccine Industry...

Feb 16 23:25

McCain Vows to Push for More Anti-Russian Sanctions in Phone Call With Prankster

Russia's notorious phone pranksters Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexei Stolyarov, known as Vovan and Lexus, made hoax phone calls to US Senators Lindsey Graham, John McCain and Republican Majority leader Mitch McConnell, speaking about sanctions and cyberattacks.

On Wednesday, Kuznetsov and Stolyarov told Sputnik that hoax phone calls were made to Graham, McCain and McConnell, promising to release the details later.

Feb 16 09:38

THE PUTZ AND THE POTUS FINALLY MEET

Netanyahu just met Donald Trump and they are very friendly.
Image by Latuff

Feb 15 11:18

HERE IS WHY PEOPLE IN CALIFORNIA APPEAR CONFUSED

'Splains everything, in one picture.

Have you ever wondered why folks in California appear so confused?

Consider this:
http://www.pbase.com/opinion/image/164922126

Chief Heather Fong (left), is the first SFPD female, lesbian chief of police.

Theresa Sparks (center), a former male, is president of the San Francisco Police Commission, CEO of a multi-million dollar sex toy retailer, and a transgender woman.

Sgt. Stephan Thorne (right), a former female, is the first transgender male SFPD police officer.

Their Representative in Congress is Nancy Pelosi.

ANY QUESTIONS?

Feb 14 15:06

Brilliant cartoon by Ben Garrison: California the Cat Lady Sate

(This is an even better depiction of the unrestricted immigration situation than the pigeon cartoons which depict a woman putting out bird food and one or two birds show up. 'How cute' she says and puts out more food. Next day 10 birds show up, she still thinks it's cute. By the time a few days pass, hundreds of birds have come, poop all over the place, are noisy and leave a mess of other debris. The woman is appalled and fed up and decides to stop feeding he birds. When no food is put out, the numbers dwindle and after a short time none of the birds is about and the woman can once more enjoy her backyard, peace and quiet, no money outlay, no cleaning up after a bunch of noisy pigeons.

Feb 14 11:55

TOOSDAY’S TOON ~~ WHO’S THE REAL BOSS IN AMERICA TODAY?

Feb 14 06:25

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

Feb 13 18:54

Smart Girl Scout Sells Cookies In Front Of A Pot Shop..

She sold 117 boxes in 2 hours! LOL

Feb 12 18:56

Sunday 5th February 2017 Visible Radio Broadcast

http://www.lesvisible.com/blogs/visible-radio-show

Well Mike, what can we say about our friend Les, except to say he is not Visble is to ignore the FACT! LOL!

Feb 12 13:48

Morocco Second (Official)

Thanks Carl! I have had the flu bad. This made me laugh so hard I cleared my lungs!

European countries might think that they are the best choice for the second greatest country after the US. But we in Morocco think otherwise. Here's why America First Morocco Second

Feb 12 12:18

World’s comedians make fun of ‘America First’ because they see US rogue state empire FIRST in illegal Wars of Aggression, looting, lying. Trump can be a hero with .01% US arrests, or be the most laughed-at joke ‘leader’ in modern history

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

joke: something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce.

humor: a comic, absurd, or incongruous quality causing amusement.

German comedian and late-night talk show host Jan Böhmermann challenged the world’s comedians to satirize US President Trump’s slogan America First with Who wants to be second? His team’s offering in three minutes (context here with 12-minute English subtitled video):

With the telling URL of EverySecondCounts, comedians so far from 24 nations have videos from two to five minutes (many more on YouTube from ordinary people). For example, Morocco (4 minutes):

These comedic teams are jesting the obvious incongruity of Americans’ failure to recognize the US is first in:

Feb 11 15:54

SATURDAY ALTERNATIVE CARTOONS: FEBRUARY 11, 2017

Here is the latest round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!

Feb 10 14:31

Trump: A New Era of Justice Begins

But who's brain would they use?!

Feb 08 07:22

PROOF that Russia and Iran Want War!

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